Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.
Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo
Corsets have a very straightforward message attached to them: “on your own, you do not look the way a woman should look”. Men have spent generations - eras, even - attempting to carve us into their vision of what we should look like. If not with corsets, than by running make up companies, or…
Men didn’t put women in corsets my uninformed little feminazi. Women put women in corsets. Queens to their servants mothers to their daughters. Corsets were used because there were no brad and it fucking hurts to have your breasts sway to and fro while plowing a field. It was only in the Victorian era that corsets were used to get tiny waists and even then it was unusual! I have a vintage book on proper etiquette and how to spot a good spouse and it says men beware the woman with a small waist. A robust and healthy woman bears good sons. Women take heed: do not get the idea that men admire a weakly puny delicate small waisted languid doll like creature. A tight waist is not a good home for offspring. you aren’t liberated any more that I am oppressed.
So before you start talking smack like you know what you’re talking about, stop. Men didn’t come up with the corset.
I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today
why are you burning a fucking crayon on carpet fucking savage
In an even bigger emergency a house will burn for a few hours
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
this is probably my favorite joke ever made on the show
THIS IS NOW 10x FUNNIER NOW I REALISE SHE’S IN IT
do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’
but then you don’t know how to write and its just